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Request - Felicity Bloom by Xenozoa A request from HansCampanella.This is one cute OC. But my God, her hair gave me a spot of trouble. Of course, you don’t and won’t get to see all the sketches I did beforehand, but do take my word for it.
cyansfw: Filthyamphibian’s Prompt: “Twine” (Bondage) so as soon as i read this i couldn’t help but think of Anders in the metro, wearing some lightweight dress and thin ropes underneath. Hawke asks him to stand in front of the doorways so whenever
Folks recommended jelly skull has a weird plug-in suit, i like the idea, but my god does it need work.
It’s not like i’m gonna act like a fan… but Is following my blog… and i have a mad respect for that guy work, he is very awesome, again i’m not gonaa act like a fan…
tomoebabe95: i know very many people are excited about the homestuck anime but how many of you are familiar with the suweetto burou and hera jeffu yaoi?
Oh my god.
mandersyoo: viciouslyyou: OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO BITE XIUMIN, LIKE IF EVER HAVE THE CHANCE TO GET A BITE OF HIM I WILL. HE IS JUST SO ADORABLE. I WANT TO BITE HIM this makes me feel like a really weird person but oh well. I read this like a Pedo
baekyonceknowles: baekyonceknowles: baekyonceknowles: but do you understand how much of a mood killer it is if the stars ever align and the heavens grant you the opportunity to have sex with your bias and there’s a language barrier “ like?
yourmomentofkpop: Yes, but consider this: Niel slaying with that hairdo.
My blog feels clean now but my mind is not, time to go into the mountains and become a monk to relax
kateordie: hermiginnyharvelle: Yooooooo someone buy me this [x] Oh my GOD
stevita:missbluestocking:stevita i know you’re the “gentle coaxing” type but this fauxmercial from parks and rec makes me think of you PUT IT IN YOUR BODY OR YOU’RE A NERD
youd-never-know: nix-finch: ayellowbirds: hexephra: spinner rings for D&Ders, nerds, fidgety hands, indecisive people, or anyone, really. ฤ each. waaaant. IS THAT A TAROT SPINNER RING HOLY SHIT THE NEED IS STRONG okay but that number one
chaos-inc: graceespooks: OH MY GOD IM NOT EVEN A DEMOCRAT AND THIS IS GOLD
unsuitablecontent:tylerstacobell: OH MY GOD LMAOOOOO
I have no good reason for the boxers!AU having such a hold on me, but good god it does.
perpetuallycaffeinated:I have no good reason for the boxers!AU having such a hold on me, but good god it does. Daytime Reblog because I’ve backed myself into a four panel comic and this is A NICE WIP
perpetuallycaffeinated:I have no good reason for the boxers!AU having such a hold on me, but good god it does. Sams face is way too fun to draw
breaktotheotherside: umm.. If you think Egyptians were anything but black you are either ignorant or blind…
bikiniarmorbattledamage: A reader just informed us that there is indeed a (ridiculosly spiky) pec-window assassin in a mainstream game… But the empowerment of his costume is completely overshadowed by his female counterpart. I couldn’t resist bingo-ing
modifiedwhore: 0-memento-mori-0: herooflife: herooflife: I WAS TRYING TO BE CUTE THEN I LOOKED AT THE WAll LL AND THERE WAS A GIANT FUckING SPIDER ANndso OH MY GOd IT WAS TERRRIFYING a RRE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS THIS HAS OVER A THOUSAND nOTES???? WHy
notfromthistimeline: Fringe Rewatch in screencaps: 3.16 - Os “That’s because the decoder key is in my office” “What, at the FBI?” “No, at massive Dynamic. Hello Peter.” rip anna’s leonard nimoy impression
suggestivecacti: oh my god the squirrel is trying to bury the nut in the dog’s fur and the dog is just like um excuse me sorry but i’m not designed for that sorry
vitri-did-nothing-wrong: shiseptiana: I was supposed to do something else but my TL is full of fedoras. I couldn’t resist. bonus: XD awesome!
amber-awkward: Alright alright children but what if one day during sex Aoba calls Clear “master” and Clear just cAN NOT he has to walk that one off my god.
baetology: wetamup: baetology: prettyboyshyflizzy: My roommate got a brojob last night and the things I heard from my room last night were disturbing 😂 I wanna tell Yall but idk if it’s wrong Is a brojob different than a blowjob…? I read
bellamybelly: uhttractive: twerkjakeiscanon: shattered—colors: gifs-for-fun: I installed it without directions… I don’t know why I’m laughing so hard oh my god same put coloured bulbs in the lights and you’ve got your own little disco
ratedmirr: I don’t know her specific case personally. But I do know someone who was assaulted for turning a nigga down. And I’ve been trying to think of ways to help combat shit like this ever sense. But honestly, there’s like no way. These women
sobeitjay: chocahontas: tarynel: I wish my arms were longer. I have lil T-rex arms. It’s hard when a nigga ask me to spread my ass when we fucking. Like I’m trying nigga but my arms short. FUCKIN SAME Lmao
hundredpercentofe: i was commissioned to draw this beautiful victuuri child AU headcannon: yuuri often sings lullaby to his child but only when victor’s not around because he is still shy singing out loud in front of his hubby, but victor managed
beroberos: beroberos: i love that tracer has a girlfriend but unfortunately it’s just fueled my love of widowtracer ;( I’m too into the enemies to lovers trope and then a bonus feat. sombra
My mom and dad’s house is literally about to explode.They have a gas leak, and the fire department discovered that it all collected in the attic. They’re trying to figure out how to get it all out. My family got out but they could only find one of
kxttensplaypen:i don’t think i got around to uploading these after my tail arrived, but here they are! an 18" cream fox tail, black glass plug, and a mint pin on bow, all thanks to the lovely ladies at kittensplaypenshop! it’s so soft and fluffy
thesylverlining: hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET
mallowygoodness: I’m losing my shit I thought this was a parody account but its not
ghostly-farts: selfishlydisp0ssessed: twosatans: nfeo: oh my god I need the rest of this story right okay, her husband pays these dudes to kill her, and they kidnap her, but rather than kill her (they told her they don’t kill women) after a day,
spoopyyellowblues: So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.” And in octopuses,
urtotallynotpunkrock: my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed
fagbitch2007: Phone sex is alright I guess but I can never get my whole phone up my ass
foxnewsofficial: someone just sent me a message saying there’s an okcupid account catfishing with my selfies to find a sugar daddy but i had to tell them that’s actually really me
thepsychoticfuckingbiotic: iswearimnotnaked: ben-c: iswearimnotnaked: i think bo burnham is my sugar daddy ok but did he deliver of course OH MY GOD
jinta:I made you a cookie but I…God, I’m so sorry. This is so difficult to say. There’s no point in lying to you. Please forgive me, but i fucking eated it. I’m so sorry.
lilliphus: rifa: thedreamscaperer: honestly, imagine your otp Ok but the photos from this went viral and they are amazing Oh my god
jelliheart: haytaco: momnar: momnar: momnar: Okay so :D< It’s like :D but my hands are together because I’m very invested in what you have to say l respect your opinion and raise you a compromise! Both are right and good we make a great team.
joyeuse-noelle: madlori: charlesoberonn: kylebobbergman: charlesoberonn: “I love the tune of this song but hate the gross lyrics. What should I do?” “But I like both old and new songs” “I also like polka?” This man is a treasure. Weird
but i love me some candy
bieberismybf: oh my god this couple
takaneshijou: whenever i hear or say the word wiener i dont have the image of an erect penis in my head it’s more like a flaccid floppy sad lookin peepee but then when i hear or say the word cock it’s like COCK like that dick is ready to GO it’s
OH MY GOD THIS OH MY GOD THIS OH MY GOD THIS. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS. /: sorry. BUT THIS OH MY GOD. i am the blue I AM THE BLUE. THIS!!!!
inthefallofasparrow:spaceshipsandpurpledrank:The Purple Dragon Me: Good god, I need a drink.Tipsy bartender: What you want to drink?Me: Just fuck me up with one glass.Tipsy bartender: I gotchu, fam.
microtear: oh my god
mygayisshowing:sentimental-apathy:One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned
hi friends have any of you ever had kidney infections?? I have been death the last few days - shaky, sicky, baaad terrible back pain like I’ve never had, little bit of stomach pain but oh my god I feel like I have to pee every minute and it is ow
oh my god i'm cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone
tygermama: jerseydevilslesbianlover: pidge-gunson: neko-crimson: what the actual fuck Men don’t know women can pee ive been sitting on the toilet for 20 minutes trying to piss but the pee keeps getting lost in my confusing Woman Body waiting
I feel like I had a heart attack after every damn speech I do in my public speaking class o hhh my god
IT’S BEEN 84 YEARS BUT MY BABIES ARE FINALLY GOING TO TALK TO EACH OTHER
nicejewishqueer: this is pretty wild but my fave example of ‘gal pals’ is this trading card from the quotable xena trading card series
i have like, two more weeks of school left but my god. my willpower has already clocked me out for the rest of the year.
my rising sign is cancer, my sun sign is aries, my moon sign is geminilmao what a mess I am
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